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Orders Demotivational Poster

MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL - I will save you from evil, my children. Send me all your evil money. Preacher Man will save your souls.

TAGS: amen and hallelujah cash or money orders only
Rating: 2.08/5

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EvilGod - May 25, 2013, 11:45 pm
The quote is "The love of money is the root of all evil". You still make a valid point though.
falloutghoul - September 22, 2011, 8:02 pm
twistedone - February 10, 2010, 11:36 am
The second root of all evil: RELIGION!!! it's total and complete bullshit!!!


TAGS: restraining orders assignment cubby
Rating: 4.58/5

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Neener - October 8, 2010, 9:32 pm
Very nice!
Reality Lord - October 8, 2010, 8:43 pm


REVENGE - these will be sent cold but served piping hot




TAGS: modern interweb disorders
Rating: 4.71/5

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Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:25 pm
I didn't notice the lettering...
culos - February 1, 2011, 5:07 pm
My 9-year old is dyslexic and she read this correctly first time around! Well at least the Tigbits part of it anyhow...
MalachiX - February 1, 2011, 2:46 pm
ROTFLMMFAO!!! I have Dyslexia and had to read the shirt three times to get this!

MARRIAGE 101 - From now on all of your orders from her will be given in question form.

TAGS: marriage jeopardy question orders
Rating: 4.54/5

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robbidos - July 17, 2012, 12:58 am
LO5L some people wont get this


TAGS: waiting for answer kirk star trek military orders
Rating: 3.65/5

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Father Zen - November 23, 2009, 6:56 pm
To prove that I am that much of a geek, . . . General Order 12 covers approaching a vehicle when communications have not been established. For Direct Order 102, look at the 101 ways book Kirk is holding.
Zed - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
Well, it's been over a decade since I've seen this one, but it's something about "no uncoded messages over compromised frequencies" or something.
boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:15 am
ok im srry i follow starwars so i wouldn't know what direct order 102 is. what is it?
Woodywood03a - September 29, 2009, 1:07 am
You are funny but sick. You are smart but dumb. Do you know Direct order 102?

ARMED AND DANGEROUS - Lazar locked sir...take out the Brunette...then the dogs...leave the Red head for interrogation...yes boss!

TAGS: cat agent cubby orders
Rating: 3.61/5

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spacedog - April 16, 2010, 10:35 pm
Check the tags. I think the cat is the operative.
motifake - April 16, 2010, 10:33 pm

You forgot the ninja cat, what about the ninja cat?!!??!

Eating Disorder -

TAGS: shatner kirk eating disorders gloating
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:21 am
Thanks dawg! I appreciate the compliment. Ohhh the poster...still thanks.
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:19 am
Thanks me lord...like to give ya the giggles!
spacedog - November 13, 2013, 5:31 pm
Reality Lord - November 13, 2013, 4:24 pm



nonsensical nonsense #3 -

Afraid of heights -

TAGS: women orders practice quit men pedestals
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 12, 2016, 3:48 pm
Selfie...what are they called...poles?...surprisingly have many more uses than you'd think.
mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:24 am
Alas for you guys, Cern, we discovered pants! They're much more comfortable!
concern3 - February 12, 2016, 4:05 am
Also, it's easier to look up the skirt when they are on a pedestal
MissPriss - February 12, 2016, 1:38 am
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 8:45 pm
s.k.i.r.t (this is getting absurd)
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 8:44 pm
sadly, upskirt got tougher

What's In A Name -

TAGS: disorders eating preference passionate passive
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 27, 2016, 11:56 am
So many big words dizz almost think you're trying to call me stupid! Thanks for the compliment. Oh and the UPpity up! Bahaha :~)
mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:41 am
How about gustitorial emotional/mental stress therapy, masticating your way to happiness and contentment? ^!!!!!!